The Incorporated States of Ritch momma is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, avant-garde cinema, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.764 billion Ritch mommen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.6%.

The Ritch momman economy, worth 405 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 59,994 florins, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

The streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, kids feel more beat up than ever after a hard day at school, and large areas of Ritch momma are not accessible by the public. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ritch momma's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Ritch momma is ranked 113,031^st in the world and 1,039^th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Most Patriotic, with 13.86 flags saluted per person per day.